To All New Guilds Entering Hyjal

Welcome to hell.

If you ever by some miraculous chance get to Archimonde, please check to make sure you have your tears. Every time you enter the instance when you die, check to make sure you have your tears.


Or else I will tear your head off if you are in my raid.

That’s already happened tonight.


I am quite angry.

Our raid leader of all people Blori, forgot to check his tears and got cratered on the subsequent attempt.

Michael, one of our Elemental Shamans, didn’t have his tears either at that point.

But in his case, it was expected.

I hate you Hyjal.

I hate you very much.

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About Matticus

Matticus is the founder of World of Matticus and Plus Heal. Read more of his columns at WoW Insider. League of Legends player. Caffeine enthusiast.



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