One Thoughters from Matt and is Your Class the Best Lover?

I used to do these. Wyn does them. Then Auz started it.

  • When did cookies become a sometimes food?
  • Raiders who raid often don’t want to. Raiders who don’t raid often, want to.
  • My coblogger gets more fame and recognition than I do.
  • Hey Auz, click here
  • How do wands work? Is there a button? Maybe a stun and kill setting?
  • Do Blizzard developers read WoW blogs?
  • What would a 10 man counter terrorism unit in WoW consist of?
  • I always finish the milk before the cookie. Ugh.
  • Mallet has 19 Exalted reputations. Too lazy to level Sporregar.
  • Jessica Alba’s 27. I need to find me a new poster girl.

So is your class the best lover?

Here’s the back story. Last Monday, I had watched something completely unexpected unfold before my eyes. Girl in front of me, on her Warlock, playing WoW. Saresa was fuming because I mentioned that Warlocks aren’t my type.

Big mistake.

She uses my own trademark list posts against me (score!) and provides 12 Reasons Why Warlocks are the Best Lovers.

So this begs the question.

Why is your class the best lover? Any amount, any reason. Feel free to comment it or (even better) blog about it. I think the Warlocks are covered. But maybe there’s a few extra features I don’t know about!

On another note, check back in about 5ish hours. That Sydera, I tell you, is one really ambitious blogger and when you see what she plans to open up with. All I can say is wow.

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About Matticus

Matticus is the founder of World of Matticus and Plus Heal. Read more of his columns at WoW Insider. League of Legends player. Caffeine enthusiast.


  1. Great, I’ll have to make a list like this now 😛

  2. I think maybe I’ll have to make a formal post on this whole “which class is the best lover” question…

    In the meantime, I think I can only say that whether druids are the best lovers depends highly on the individual’s, er, proclivities. And natural resistance to poison ivy.

  3. ROFL @ Syd

  4. Paladins Clearly

    We wield a 2 handed weapon (think about it ladies)

    We Can Bubble for safe protection

    We can “Lay on Hands”

    We can go short and fast with FoL or Long and Slow with Holy Light

    Holy Shock for that extra stimulus

    Real Men can wear Pink

  5. @DocHoliday: Paladins can gem for crit or haste too, right? AMIRITE?

  6. Priests are full of love.

    We like to scream when everything gets close.

    We sure do like bubbles, so romantic

    We can let others take the lead, stand back, and work hard to make sure everyone else is enjoying themselves. So very giving and thoughtful….can be a good thing.

    Of course, we can be tempermental and go from lovingly adding renews to keep everyone happy, to speeding with flash, to getting angry and smiting anyone who gets in the way.

    I do love me some locks though.

  7. CT unit:

    1 Mage (tactical planner, overall leader, using all that int gear, plus calling in ‘airstrikes’ with blizzard)

    1 Hunter (sniper crew)

    2 Rogues (infiltration)
    1 Feral/resto druid (healer for the infiltration unit, with imp stealth)
    1 Priest (Night elf to stealth while infiltration group moves, mind control/soothe)

    Busting in unit:
    1 Prot warrior (Can’t use steam tanks to bust in, so use this guy with shield slam)
    1 Ret pally (Judgement of justice to prevent people from running away, plate for close combat)
    1 Deathknight (OP for now, might change once wrath comes out, also has plate)
    1 Holy Pally (Plate, healer. Another druid might be a decent choice for high mobility situations)

  8. @Troen: What? No onsite Medic? What about a heavy weapons? (Warlock)

  9. Well, the death knight was meant to be heavy weapons while still maintaining armor (or perhaps parry to deflect bullets?), but y’know…

    And for medic, I figure everyone has max first aid (raid requirements!) and then you have 2.5 devoted healers, which is reasonable for a 10man group (?), plus the ret pally can carry some backup gear to keep the holy pally going as needed.

    I think I’m overestimating how good plate is. Maybe define me some targets and I’ll have some more specialized groups, but cloth vs. bullets seems like poor planning (though it does work in arena, hmmm).

  10. Ha, thanks for the blogging inspiration. You got me to write up a short 3 point list on my blog proving why Priests are the best lovers!

    Torrents last blog post..Why Priests are the Best Lovers

  11. We all know Hunters are the best. [url=]Here[/url] is the proof.


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