I forgot I had this post sitting in my drafts. It was written a few weeks ago. Here it is now with an important message to guild masters everywhere.
It was a warm and breezy Tuesday. Raid invites had been sent out. ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s the grace period where players are busy wrapping up their affairs and getting prepped for the raid. I slammed down a Coke because I had a feeling it was going to be one of those nights. Groups were organized during the preparation period with players specifically assigned to their vehicles and their roles.
Quick work. Next!
After toasting Flame Leviathan, the pull was set up for Razorscale. A quick countdown ensued and the Dwarven expedition team began placing their Dwarven engineering skills at work charged with getting harpoon turrets up quickly.
This is where the fun happened.
A level 1 Gnome Rogue messaged me.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“hey, its maddawg. can i get a ginvite?Ã¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Standby. Doing Razor.Ã¢â‚¬Â
A few minutes later, we wrecked him and started opening up on Ignis trash.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“you guys all done in there?Ã¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yeah, Razor down. Hop on vent for a sec, need to ask you something.Ã¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬Å“sry cant. at a friends house right now.Ã¢â‚¬Â
I thought nothing of it and wired out the invite.
Of course, when you give an inchÃ¢â‚¬Â¦
Ã¢â‚¬Å“hey, can i get promoted to officer? need to organize some stuff for the bank.Ã¢â‚¬Â
This was followed by one of the swiftest guild kicks in the history of guild kickingness.
The vault of Conquest would not be breached today! We had around 22000 gold. That amount is just in hard currency and in the main bank (Offshore guild bank accounts? I wouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t be that paranoid. Right?) Including various raiding materials such as flasks, enchants, gems, and other things, the amount would have been colossal. It would have been enough to request a bailout anyway.
So what gave it away?
In one of the most failed social engineering tactics of this century, the Maddawg impersonator made several mistakes. More importantly, I had various defenses in place to protect against such infiltration.
He didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t exactly pick the most ideal target. I am perhaps the most paranoid guild master on the planet. That would be a result of Criminology program IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m enrolled in.
Restricted bank access
Freshly invited players do not get access to the bank. They can see everything but they canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t withdraw out of it. No cash, no flasks, and not even a single grey item can be pulled out without an officer signing off on it.
The first warning sign I received was when he said he was unable to get on vent. Yeah sure thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s a multitude of reasons for that. Policy is still policy. I get instantly suspicious if I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t hear a player asking for an invite.
Officer alt policy
No alts of any of the leadership including myself are promoted past a social rank for any reason. They are all aware of this and they agreed to it.
What was even funnier was just minutes ago Maddawg had said he was going to head out and to not expect to see him on for the rest of the evening. He wasnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t able to raid that night.
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