BREAKING: Onyxia Missing from Stormwind

BREAKING: Onyxia Missing from Stormwind

We interrupt this ongoing SYTYCB series to report that Onyxia is no longer in the Stormwind capital city.

As you can tell by the images below, the throne room, currently the seat of power for Stormwind’s Royal Elite, has been upgraded.

Lady Katrana Prestor is no longer present. It is believed the ASS (Alliance Secret Services) are out in pursuit of this criminal. She has been executed before many times in the past and had her head hung on one of the overhead beams leading into Stormwind providing its citizens with increased strength and firepower.

Her snarky attitude and pompousness will no longer torment players. Instead, she has been replaced by an Argent official known simply as “Argent Healer”. One could only assume that she is there to look after Highlord Bolvar as his arm is currently entrenched into the side of the Stormwind throne.

The question remains. Where in the world is Katrana Prestor? If you have any tips on where she might be found, you’re encouraged to alert the authorities by leaving comments on this here blog post.

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  1. What? What? Whhhhaaattt?!?!?!?! (southpark reference)

  2. It’s been that way for a while actually, ever since they put the keep back (It was completely missing and inaccessible for a while. There are still some oddities with Stormwind currently, like that mysterious other instance portal, it’s now opening into a blank space.

    I suspect some of it has to do with the event, as there’s an Argent healer hanging out in the throne room.

  3. I love your list… but I have a feeling that the Alliance could make some similar claims. Bolvar Fordragon in SW is pretty handsome, if a little dense! Very nice use of humor and pictures.

    There’s no denying that blood elves are too cute, particularly the men! The she-belves kind of look like human women. Now, if blood elves could be druids, I’d have re-rolled as a male belf with hair that looks like Elrond’s back when BC came out.

  4. The above comment was supposed to be for Joveta. I posted in the wrong place, if someone can move it!

  5. I just wanted to mention that Lady Katrana is gone from BETA servers. She’s well and prosperous on live. I just rushed there to see hehe…

  6. Southpark is quite funny but some of the scenes maybe a bit too morbid even for adults.*;;

  7. south park is quite violent sometimes but still it is a great cartoon~-.

  8. when you want sarcasm, then Southpark is perfect for you ::

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