Through the game of World of Warcraft, you will encounter frequent references involving the word fail. The usage has evolved to the point now where there are multiple types of fail which each have different meanings. As a gamer, it is now more important than ever to be able to distinguish between the various failings that people commit so that the you can make fun of them in an appropriate way.
This type of fail is commonly directed to individuals. They commit an act that has made others around them wince. Although it is by no means the end of the world, at most, the effects will be a minor inconvenience to them and to others around them.
Examples: Hearthing back to Shattrath because they forgot gear or consumables.
Usage: WOW, you FAIL!
The Horrible Fail
An action that is a horrible fail is generally not considered far reaching or of any consequence. The fact that “you horribly fail” is attributed to a person’s skill at doing something (or more commonly, not doing something). For whatever reason, despite numerous attempts at coaching and teaching, the person is not able to step up to the level that is expected of them for the entire group to proceed.
Examples: Inability to click cubes, inability to run away from players when you are the “bomb”.
Usage: That pug group last night had some serious horrible fail going on.
The Massive Fail
Typically, the massive fail is directed at organizations instead of players. Perhaps the guild has worked on a boss for a massively long time. The massive fail is a representation of the leadership’s inability to accomplish anything meaningful. One way to tell if a Guild is massive fail is to observe their guild ad in the trade channel.
Starting Karazhan? Cool.
Have a Guild website? Perfect.
Ventrilo server? Nice.
But then they add something at the end along the likes of “we haz tabard!”
Honestly, is there nothing better to add to your ad then saying you have a tabard? That’s like my future fortune 500 company saying we’re experimenting exponential growth, 250% sales increase over the past 2 years, and that we have a logo!
But I digress.
Example: A revolving door guild that continuously attracts and loses players.
Usage: It’s a wonder how they got down Gruul with such massive fail going around.
Unlike the other fails, the failboat is an expression of a type of failure that has yet to occur. It’s described as a premonition or a feeling of foreshadowing. You don’t quite know what is going to happen, but you can’t shake the dread from your system.
Example: Having “that guy” in your raid, or noticing that you have a blue geared player in your Hyjal raid.
Usage: All aboard the failboat!
The Epic Fail
Lastly, but definitely in no way the least is the epic fail. Unfortunately, current society has thrown around the epic fail phrase for so long that they have forgotten the true nature and meaning of the epic fail! The epic fail is a form of failure where redemption is nigh impossible to achieve. An epic fail is a failure that only the most esteemed of failees can earn. The epic failure is of such failness that all matter moves away from them so as to not be associated.
And despite popular belief, not even the shields on the flagship of Admiral Ackbar can withstand the failpower of such magnitude.
Examples: A Warlock on a progression raid getting locked outside the doors of Illidrai council only to witness the 24 players within downing the boss while he gets a front row seat to the door of fail.
Usage: You’ll recognize it when you see it.