Comments on: Bank of Matticus Goes Public

By: Galoheart

Galoheart — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:08:18 +0000

The International Investment conglomerate Bank of Galo would like to take a major financial stake in BoM asset holdings. We expect a weekly return of at least 40% of our major investment. Our assets are backed by strong liquidity, large currency and capital reserves in Silvermoon with assets over 5 figures strong. Our CEO is a ruthless Tank that likes to go on random shelling missions removing all traces of the enemy.

We would like BoM to consider our offer as a investment partner. Denial of partnership could result in hostile acquisition of all of BoM capital assets

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By: Apoptygmaa

Apoptygmaa — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:09:18 +0000

Early analysis indicates that Peacebloom and Silverleaf, once complete rubbish, now sell for as much as if not slightly more than Copper Ore. All is good in the world. Apoptygmaas last blog post..Unrelenting Assault Tests Soldiers' Resolve

By: Bankrupt

Bankrupt — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:21:55 +0000

With a liquidy of 150 gold only and the current situation of the market this bank will crash within in this year for sure. The signal is clear: sell your shares as long you can if it is not too late already. Bankrupts last blog post..The Burning Crusade

By: Warcraftecon

Warcraftecon — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:52:49 +0000

I hope your bank alt is pimped out if you have 5 digit gold figures! Any notable items that they are wearing? I recommend a

Noble’s Elementium Signet:
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=37934

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By: Pike

Pike — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:30:42 +0000

The power I hold over financial institutions is mind-boggling. Pikes last blog post..Welcome to Our New Wordpress Overlord

By: Alfred R. Baudisch

Alfred R. Baudisch — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:15:04 +0000

Amazing organization *_*.
All my chars banks are like:

[Herb][Ore][Level 5 Fish][Some good quest item][Another Herb][Some crappy stuff I dont know I saved][Potion][etc..]

At least when I want something I can search with Bagnon, otherwise would be impossible to find the desired stuff within some hours.

Too bad the crisis is on, otherwise Bank of Matticus Financial Group options would be a good investment.

By: Matticus

Matticus — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:09:35 +0000

@Apoptygmaa: You are having waaaaaaay too much fun. You ought to be a satirical writer for the Ironforge Times or something =).

By: isheepthings (isheepthings)

isheepthings (isheepthings) — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:06:35 +0000

Tonights agenda…finally start up a Bank guild so I can deposit my herbs in an orderly fashion like http://is.gd/3Q8l

By: Apoptygmaa

Apoptygmaa — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:40:34 +0000

IRONFORGE, KHAZ MODAN- The Alliance financial sector was rocked by allegations that surfaced today about the Bank of Matticus (BOMA) which had only hours earlier announced a public investment scheme.

According to Inspector Grovi Magowan of the Royal Ironforge Constabulary (RIC), an anonymous tip-off had led to the uncovering of a massive illicit narcotics distribution network reaching all the way to Silvermoon City.

“The bank’s chairman was quite proud of the so-called ‘hydroponics sector’ of the Bank’s holdings,” announced Magowan in a tightly-scripted press conference, “but what he wasn’t revealing was a massive investment in the Bloodthistle trade.”

According to details releaced by the RIC, the Bank of Matticus was smuggling Bloodthistle across faction lines using Shredders belonging to the Venture Company (VEN) as intermediaries. Bloodthistle’s narcotic properties for the Blood Elves is well-established, but less known are the unsavoury withdrawals users develop once the effect off the herb wears off, as well as the craving for more.

One Bank of Matticus ‘associate’ who gave his name as Angus MacSheighdeigh alleged that “[Bank of Matticus President] Matticus always told us, when we were moving his merchandise all over Azeroth, that for every one non-consumer amongst the Belves, there would always be three more willing to step up.”

Reaction to the scandal was immediate, and sent shares of BOMA plummeting on the Steamwheedle Mercantile Exchange.

“Ach, a dwarf he may be, but he’ll not be settin’ one wee foot in Ironforge until this matter is settled and justice is done,” thundered King Magni Bronzebeard. “We may not be friends with the Blood Elves, but this is dirty business and most unbecoming a dwarf.”

Others, however, were not so sure.

“A splendid and daring bit of trade,” remarked Emperor Dagran Thaurissan, “Matticus would be a good fit in the commercial sector here in Blackrock, and we’d welcome him anytime.”

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By: Bonkers

Bonkers — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:22:11 +0000

What kind of return can I expect if I invest 20 silver? Do I earn a higher rate if I up that to 30? I assume past performance is an absolute guarantee of future results.