Comments on: Why Druids are the Best (and Worst) Lovers

By: bearcat

bearcat — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:24:04 +0000

not enough wax in brazil for my furry behind

By: 12 Reasons Why Priests Don’t Make the Best Lovers : World of Matticus

12 Reasons Why Priests Don’t Make the Best Lovers : World of Matticus — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:23:42 +0000

[...] got yer Warlocks! Then ye got yer Captains! And yer goody two shoes Pal-eh-din! A lot of mateys believe that Duh-ruids are tha bettar ones in bed! And of course, Rogues do it from behind (because [...]

By: Stupid Mage

Stupid Mage — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:06:36 +0000

Druids, you can depend on them to be bringing the wood.

Druids, softest er..kitties this side of Azeroth.

With a Druid around you never have to worry about having a chicken to choke.

Only have a problem with the Bears. Too hairy, they have to go Brazilian.

By: Sydera

Sydera — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:43:41 +0000

Whoops! You do have long hair, Bonkers. Also a beard I think….gah. Who’s got teh low intellect now, eh.

By: Bonkers

Bonkers — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:38:52 +0000

Syd, I can introduce you to a tree with a male toon — how about at tonight’s raid? (; Don’t worry, my glorious green mane and the dainty way I consume mage biscuits fools everyone!

By: Allindra - Smolderthorn - Alliance

Allindra - Smolderthorn - Alliance — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:30:12 +0000

In my world, boomkins (my alt, and first character) mate with enhancement shamans (stormstrike synergy!!) and holy priests (my main, ha!) with prot pallies (no, I have no trouble keeping my tank up). *evil grin*

By: Auzara

Auzara — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:33:07 +0000

I love this Syd!

Also, I have a male tree in my raiding ranks and his masculinity isn’t even in as much question as our Pallys.

Matt – Hunters aren’t worried about seducing companions, they have those beasts they run around with.

Auzaras last blog post..Wrath Planning – Guild Landscape

By: Sydera

Sydera — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:46:22 +0000

Well, the warriors don’t have the intellect to use the internet, but the others have no excuse. XD

By: Matticus

Matticus — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:29:05 +0000

I see the Druids are well represented here. Too bad I got nothing from Warriors, Hunters, Mages, or Shamans though. Ah well =)

By: Sydera

Sydera — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:07:53 +0000

@ Hankorfred: I have yet to actually meet a tree whose toon is male, so the joke wouldn’t have worked that well. All the men I know who play tree druids seem to use the nelf female models, which makes sense because we’re pretty cute. Don’t know about the taurens! But I think girl taurens are adorable.