WoW Insider: 30 If Statements Priests Adhere To
May 7, 2008 by Matticus
Filed under All Stories
Talk about being uber late this week. I blame it on the technical difficulties! In any case, it’s up now.
EDIT: Oh yes, you’ll probably have noticed that I’ve made a grammatical error. It’s intentional. Because at the end of the year, if you add up all the extraneous words you’ll find a secret message.
Or I’m yanking your chain. Up to you guys to decide which is which.








I'm Matticus and I play a Dwarf Priest. My home is in Conquest, a raiding Guild that I have founded. Every week, I log 12 hours raiding on Ner'Zhul.
Wynthea is the Troll Priest with the best Mohawk on Firetree. Currently, I raid 4 nights a week in a hardcore guild. I started playing WoW in May 2005, and raiding end-game in May 2007. My guild is currently working through 25-man WotLK content. I've tried playing other classes, but Priests are my passion. I am extremely fond of Dwarves.... especially with Ketchup.
My name is Sydera and I like to heal things--think Florence Nightingale with foliage. I play a night elf druid on Ner'Zhul, and I raid 12 hours a week. As a guild officer for Conquest, I coordinate healing and recruit new raiders. I started playing WoW in Fall 2005, and it was love at first click. Before I discovered the joys of Broccoli-stalk healing, I raided as a holy paladin, and I now have alts in all healing classes. I have to say, though, bark beats poofy dresses and heavy plate in my book.
Good job Matt
Matt….
as both a faithful reader and a grammatical fascist….
I’m just not sure I can reconcile this error for the sake of an in-joke.
I’m just not sure.
Wynthea: Well then, it’s up to you to determine which is more important – staying as faithful a reader or blissfully ignoring the future errors that I will make!
Blissful ignorance is bliss…?
It’s redundant AND repeats itself.
What’s that? MORE redundant AND bad grammar posts, you want?
Can’t ignore, really… (Mom is an English teacher. It’s genetically hard-wired into my brain.)
I’ll resist the urge to mark all over my monitor with a red pen, however, and I’ll happily give you a mulligan, since you do so much to make my day at work bearable.