Comments on: 11 Excuses: How to Tell the Real Life Professions of Your Healers http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/ Practical advice for World of Warcraft healers and leaders Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:13:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Doug http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/comment-page-1/#comment-8674 Doug Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:00:24 +0000 http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/#comment-8674 Engineer: Its not a problem with healing. Its a question of weight ratio. There's no way that a gnome can tank something 50 times its mass and not get flattened; although, if said tank was a dwarf I suppose density would have to be factored into the algorithm. Don't even get me started on cows, there's too much meat to dig through to figure that one out in a timely fashion. Engineer:

Its not a problem with healing. Its a question of weight ratio. There’s no way that a gnome can tank something 50 times its mass and not get flattened; although, if said tank was a dwarf I suppose density would have to be factored into the algorithm. Don’t even get me started on cows, there’s too much meat to dig through to figure that one out in a timely fashion.

]]> By: Lin [EG] http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/comment-page-1/#comment-8663 Lin [EG] Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:06:27 +0000 http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/#comment-8663 That is hilarious, Matt. I love it. ^^ Hrm... -thinks- What type am I.... -muses- That is hilarious, Matt. I love it. ^^ Hrm… -thinks- What type am I…. -muses-

]]> By: Rhoelyn http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/comment-page-1/#comment-8660 Rhoelyn Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:27:58 +0000 http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/#comment-8660 Ha. Very good. This was amusing (and too right). :) ~Rhoe Ha. Very good. This was amusing (and too right). :)

~Rhoe

]]> By: Sydera http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/comment-page-1/#comment-8659 Sydera Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:59:50 +0000 http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/#comment-8659 Wow. Just wow. I am a teacher, and I do actually reference grades when I'm talking about people's performance. However, following the American trend of university grade inflation, I'd be more like "that was some C- tanking." I'm actually chuckling to myself here. Seriously though, those tanks who regularly die? They're pushing the wrong buttons, or pushing them too slowly. I get tired of my healers getting all the blame. Wow. Just wow. I am a teacher, and I do actually reference grades when I’m talking about people’s performance. However, following the American trend of university grade inflation, I’d be more like “that was some C- tanking.” I’m actually chuckling to myself here. Seriously though, those tanks who regularly die? They’re pushing the wrong buttons, or pushing them too slowly. I get tired of my healers getting all the blame.

]]> By: John http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/comment-page-1/#comment-8653 John Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:34:06 +0000 http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/#comment-8653 Hmm psychos... psychics.. try google image search Harry potter, Professor Trelawney ;) Hmm psychos… psychics..

try
google image search

Harry potter, Professor Trelawney

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]]> By: Track http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/comment-page-1/#comment-8652 Track Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:38:13 +0000 http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/#comment-8652 You forgot Auto Mechanic. "Yeah, that was a pretty nasty wipe back there. By the looks of it, i'm gonna need to get a new healing mace, an offhand that's a world drop, a PVP necklace, and I'm going to need to hire a couple guys to help me get a chest piece from Black Temple. it's pretty involved... so, uh, yeah, that's gonna be around 7000 gold, so the sooner you can get me the money, the sooner I can get started on it." You forgot Auto Mechanic.

“Yeah, that was a pretty nasty wipe back there. By the looks of it, i’m gonna need to get a new healing mace, an offhand that’s a world drop, a PVP necklace, and I’m going to need to hire a couple guys to help me get a chest piece from Black Temple. it’s pretty involved… so, uh, yeah, that’s gonna be around 7000 gold, so the sooner you can get me the money, the sooner I can get started on it.”

]]> By: Kestrel http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/comment-page-1/#comment-8651 Kestrel Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:54:25 +0000 http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/#comment-8651 LOL@Jess. Spoken from experience? :) LOL@Jess. Spoken from experience? :)

]]> By: Gius http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/comment-page-1/#comment-8649 Gius Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:38:13 +0000 http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/#comment-8649 This is great stuff! This is great stuff!

]]> By: Softi http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/comment-page-1/#comment-8648 Softi Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:41:00 +0000 http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/#comment-8648 LOL Nice one :D You forgot about the Manager who delegates all duties to someone else to do - "I'll get my secretary to get back to you on that..." ;) Yes my last guild leader really was like that! >_< LOL Nice one :D You forgot about the Manager who delegates all duties to someone else to do – “I’ll get my secretary to get back to you on that…” ;)

Yes my last guild leader really was like that! >_<

]]> By: Saresa http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/comment-page-1/#comment-8647 Saresa Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:25:09 +0000 http://www.worldofmatticus.com/2008/04/26/11-excuses-how-to-tell-the-real-life-professions-of-your-healers/#comment-8647 Psychologist: "After I didn't heal you, how did that make you feel? Good, good, focus on that anger. Take ownership of the anger. Turn the anger around now, and use that against the target. That's right, attacking the target will help you work through the pain. Attacking me is not the answer to your pain. Nice work *friendly non threatening smile*" I have to say, I did love the politician one though :) Psychologist:

“After I didn’t heal you, how did that make you feel? Good, good, focus on that anger. Take ownership of the anger. Turn the anger around now, and use that against the target. That’s right, attacking the target will help you work through the pain. Attacking me is not the answer to your pain. Nice work *friendly non threatening smile*”

I have to say, I did love the politician one though :)

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